Dear Tabby is written by Tabs the Cat, frequently regarded as “the world’s very first plus-size kitty supermodel.” established in mid 2012, it has swiftly become the most commonly syndicated cat guidance column on earth — understood for its fresh, feline point of view on lifestyle, fashion and style problems affecting cats and humans.
Cat contemplates wardrobe living
DEAR TABBY: I recognize that this may be type of an strange question, but I was wondering… Do you believe it may be possible to set up long-term home in a closet?
I ask because I’ve discovered one in the house I’m currently occupying, and I’m enjoying it extremely much. It’s full of piles of comforting clothes, a number of pairs of stinky shoes (my favorite!), and it’s just great and peaceful and dark.
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I feel risk-free in there, and it’s peaceful, unlike my previous residence.
Let me explain…
Before I moved into this closet, I shared an house with a household that barely paid any attention to me at all. feeling unfulfilled, I left that circumstance to online off the land in the woods behind the complex.
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지금 쇼핑하십시오
For a while, I took pleasure in getting in touch with my wildcat side, but that didn’t last long. I soon discovered that some cats are in shape forever on the road, but it’s just not my style.
So I took up momentary home at a bed and breakfast/cat shelter in the area, sharing a condo with a number of other kitties. I liked the consistent meals and the friendly staff, but I still felt like something was missing, you know?
Before long, the proprietors of the establishment put me in something they called “a permanently home” with a great woman named Denise, with whom I’m living now.
Please comprehend — I’m not complaining. I like Denise. She’s a competent assistant, completely capable of opening cans of gravy and tending to my whims and needs. It’s just that…I don’t understand her extremely well. I’m also shy, and I don’t feel prepared to provide my heart to somebody that I’m not sure will still want me around in a few months.
Tabby, do you believe it’s crazy of me to online in this wardrobe forever? I’m sure that I could discover a method to have my mail forwarded and my meals provided here, in which case I’d never have to leave. 어떻게 생각하나요?
—Hiding in Houston
Enjoying the view
DEAR HIDING: It seems like you’ve dealt with some hard difficulties over the past few months, and I commend your wherewithal.
Before we deal with the wardrobe issue, however, let me very first state that I believe it’s natural to be a bit timid around a new assistant. change like that can be discombobulating, and it’s purr-fectly typical to feel not sure about a new living arrangement. It’s understandable that you’d seek out someplace dark, risk-free and quiet.
But while wardrobes are terrific for respite, there’s still a whole, large world available in the home to explore. believe of all the birds and community cats you could enjoy with the living space windows, or the fun games you could play with Denise.
Imagine exactly how great it could be to kick back with her on the couch. let me tell you — there are few things in this world better than reclining on a couch while your assistant provides you a deep-tissue kitty massage.
I desire you to online in the moment, let go of your past, and leave the wardrobe for a while.
Take the leap! — and online your life to the fullest.
Fashionable or artificial pas?
DEAR TABBY: Is it suitable to wear a black leather harness/collar to an afternoon tea party?
I just recently procured one by McQueen, and I’m extremely ecstatic about using it. I’m just scared that it may be improper for the venue.
—Fashionably Forward-Thinking Feline in Fort Lauderdale
I like strong fashion choices
DEAR FORWARD-THINKING: I believe in using what you want, when you want to wear it, so I state choose it!
With that said…I also believe in putting your finest paw forward. will there be press at the event? If so, you may not want to be understood in the gossip blogs as the cat who used black pleather to a tea party.
First impressions count. I like daring collars as much as the next high-fashion feline, but in this case, not understanding the prospective for media coverage, I’d recommend you to save it for another time. perhaps the next time you and your buddies go clubbing?
Think paws-itively! now you have an reason to go buying for a new outfit. go to my buddy Karl over at Chanel, and tell him I sent you. He’ll treat you right.
Overly affectionate coworker makes work a chore
DEAR TABBY: My coworker, whom I’ll phone call Stan, is an annoyingly affectionate pomeranian. I like the person — he’s great sufficient for a pet dog — but he’s always getting up in my space! He’s continuously trying to hug me and, in the process, slobbers around my fur.Tabby, 저는 메인 coon이고,이 코트를 자극하는이 코트를 유지하는 것은 일을 계속합니다! 매일 일상적인 손질의 꼭대기에 애완용 개 침을 꼭대기로 제공 해야하는 것은 내 일을 더욱 어렵게 만듭니다.
나는 스탠을 소외시키고 싶지 않습니다 – 그는 진정으로 훌륭합니다. 그러나 나는 그의 애정을 지속적으로 지속적으로 지속적으로 거칠게 착용하고 있습니다. 내가 무엇을해야합니까?
– 샌프란시스코에서 행해진
내 손잡이 사무실 정치
친애하는 어려움 : OK, 그래서 거래가 있습니다 : 개가있는 워크 스테이션 영역을 공유 할 때마다 사무실 정치와 관련이있을 때 완전히 다른 룰북서에 대해 말하고 있습니다. STAN을 운이 좋았습니다. STAN과 갇혀서 협조가 절대적으로 감소하는 푸트 블 뱅이와 함께 일 해야하는 새끼 고양이들을 이해해야합니다. 훨씬 더 나쁠 수 있습니다.
당신과 스탠이 지나기 때문에, 나는 당신이 그에게 앉아서 앉아야한다고 믿습니다.
확고하고 사려 깊게 생각하십시오. 당신이 회사에서 즐거움을 느끼고 그와 일하는 것을 좋아하지만 솔직하게 말합니다. 끊임없는 포옹이 당신의 정리 작업량에 얼마나 많은 시간을 보내고 있는지 정확히 알려주십시오. 그는 단지 그것을 알지 못할 것입니다.
그리고 그것이 작동하지 않으면 장난스럽게 그를 코에 휩쓸립니다. 그는 힌트를 얻을거야. 결국.
놀라운 셀카에 대한 트릭
친애하는 Tabby : 정확히 어떻게 믿을 수없는 셀카를 가져가나요? 나는 내가 뭘 잘못하고 있는지 확신하지 못한다. 그러나 광산은 항상 조금 벗어날 것을 끝내라.
– 캠브리지에서 까다로운
그것을 작동!
친애하는 호기심 : 나는 각도를 일하고 가장 사랑스러운 빛을 발견하려고 노력합니다. 진실하게, 진짜 속임수는 내가 그들을 나를 위해 그들을 데려 가기 위해 조제를 훈련 시켰다는 것입니다.
훈련의 유리한 기술은 Paws-Itive 보강재입니다. 그녀가 저의 위대한 셀카를 가져갈 때마다, 나는 그녀를 포옹과 껴안고 보상합니다.
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